WHICH TYPE OF WOMAN IS YOUR WIFE?????

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.



RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.



SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.



SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.



CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.



E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.